Comments on: Strange search engine phrases.

By: Justthisguy

Justthisguy — Sat, 28 Jul 2007 04:24:17 +0000

I must confess, I pick my nose, and even eat the product to this day.

I may be a booger-eater, but I don’t think I’m a moron.

Oh! A public safety notice for people who tend to pick noses and also own firearms:

Keep yer booger hook off of the bang switch!

(unless you really intend to shoot the thing)

By: ballastexistenz

ballastexistenz — Sun, 22 Jul 2007 14:30:35 +0000

In my case, it’s in the records on the server.

By: shiva

shiva — Sun, 22 Jul 2007 14:25:00 +0000

Incidentally, how do you actually find this sort of thing out? I mean, where do you go to find what phrases people have been searching for to get to you?

By: Kristy

Kristy — Sat, 21 Jul 2007 22:14:24 +0000

Did you put the new ones up? I tried to come up with random words and see if I could get your blog, never thought of doing that before, I just usually go right to it or do a more logical search. I tried to just pick out words in a random order, so in the last like 12 minutes or so you proably have some more. (I didn’t do anything that was disgusting or hurtful. More just either nonsense or hilarious – like
autistic hamster thinks fireworks or soemthing like that.

By: Julia

Julia — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 22:00:59 +0000

Amanda, I’d send you a couple of sporks if I knew where to send them. :)

(DH was a little unclear on what was a reasonable number of titanium sporks to buy me for my birthday one year….)

By: bullet

bullet — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 12:25:00 +0000

Our forks and spoons get sucked into a parallel universe, I’m convinced of it :D.

By: Betsy

Betsy — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 04:48:11 +0000

Hi Amanda, I read your blog often, and I have nominated you for a “Blogger Reflection Award”

You really make me think!

Betsy

By: MelissaH

MelissaH — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 23:13:30 +0000

I laughed until I cried while reading this one (especially the comment, “People who really hate Menninger’s). Then, I started laughing all over again when I read your comment about the spirits and the silverware. Ohhhhh… my sides hurt.

By: ballastexistenz

ballastexistenz — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 19:44:22 +0000

I think the most interesting one is "I think spirits are taking my forks and spoons." Maybe that explains why forks disappear around here. (And sporks, too.)

By: Sam

Sam — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 19:34:31 +0000

“Can a retard play chess” who the crap would type this search phrase.

I think the real question is “can an NT learn to put quotes on their search phrase”